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BARBIE DICTIONARY !
Official Secret Society Barbie Statement :
I’m a GIRL \ and I’m RICH \ its BARBIE \ YOU little BITCH!!!!!
-AckOrgiddyWay ItchesOrgiddyBay: \?akt?-or?gi-d?-w?-?iches-or?gi-d?-?b?\: adjective
1: the barbie pig latin term for “whack bitches”.
-Alfred Bitchcok : \?al-fr?d – ?bich – ?käk\ : noun
1: a term of endearment from one bitchy Harajuku Barbie to another. Generally used amongst BFF’s.
-Bad Bitch Check : \?bad – ?bich – ?chek\ : verb
1: is when a bad bitch looks in the mirror prior to an event in which stacks are involved.
-Baldy Locks : \bal-d?-läks\ : adjective
1: Good head.
-Balloon Boy : \ba-?l??-b?i\ : noun
1: the adopted lady bug of barbie nation.
2: the oracle.
-BarbieBoomBox : \?bär-b?-?büm-?bäks\ : noun
1: a device out of which the Barbie’s “fetch” music is played from.
-Barbie Detention : \?bär-b? -di-?ten-ch?n\ : noun
1: When the Harajuku Barbie herself puts one of her barbies on time-out for stating or doing something totally unfetch.
*only the HB can remove a barbie from Barbie Detention. Length of stay may vary.
*While on “BD” a barbie is required to do any task the “HB” asks of her in order to regain her position as a BARBIE. Tasks may vary.
-Barbie Powers : /?bär-b?-p?-?r/: noun
1: to beam your thoughts to another Barbie without speaking.
2: to put a hex on strawberry shortcakes by wiggling your fingers at them.
-Barbie’s Phone Number:
718-SIT-URASSDOWN
-Basement : \b?s-m?nt\ : verb
1: the act of stepping one’s twig&berries / cookies DOWN.
2: the opposite of penthouse used when one is too cocky.
-BFF :/b-f-f/: noun
1: Barbie For FuckinEver
-Bustitbarbie :\?b?st-?t-?bär-b?\ : noun
1: a naughty barbie who knows how to make it up on her final exam.
-Cater to your Ken Day :\k?-t?r-?tü-y?r-?ken-?d?\: noun
1: One day a month when Barbie stops being a diva and grants her Ken’s every wish.
-Chin Check : \?chin -?chek\ : verb
1: when an HB gets out of character to explain her fabulosity.
-Chuckles : \?ch?-k?l\ : verb
1: when a Harajuku Barbie laughs at the expense of one of her friends.
-CopyRightin’ Infringements :\?kä-p?-?r?t?n-in-?frinj-m?nts\: noun
1: girls that claim to be rappers while enlisting the help of ghost writers.
-Doll House :\?däl – ?hau?s\ : noun
1: a place where a Harajuku Barbie resides or stays while away on business.
-Dolly Lama :/dä-l?-?lä-m?/: noun
1: a barbie that makes everyone around her feel at peace.
2: a problem solver.
3: the one you call when you’re at your worst.
-Fetch : \?fech\ : adjective
1: a term used to describe something a bitchy Harajuku Barbie really likes.
*Only used with other HBs.
-Frosty Da Snowman : \fro-st?-d?-sn?-man\ : noun
1: a girl or boy who wears blurry diamonds. Step ya clarity up.
-Gabbage Patch Kid :\?ga-bij-pach-’kid\: noun
1: a bust down
2: a doll who wishes the barbies will adopt her.
-GBR : \g-b-r\ : verb
1: Abbreviation for “Got a Barbie Rollin”.
-Harajuku Barbie : \??\ : noun
1: refer to Harajuku.
-Harajuku Ken : \??\ - noun
1: a man that “adds to” a “HB” by knowing when to “fall da fuk bak” and when to “step his dick up”.
HB : \h-b\ : noun
1: an abbreviation of Harajuku Barbie.
HK : \h-k\ : noun
1: an abbreviation of Harajuku Ken.
-It’s BARBIE BITCH!!!!! : \?ts – ?bär-b? – ?bich\: noun
1: how Harajuku Barbies say good-bye.
-Penthouse : \?pent-?haus\: verb
1: the act of stepping one’s dick or cookies all the way up.
-Step Your Scotty Up : \?step – y?r – ?skät? – ?p\ : verb
1: refers to being up on the latest lyrics\lingo off of the new “Beam Me Up Scotty” CD.
-Strawberry Shortcake : \?str?-?ber-? – ?sh?rt – ?k?k\ : noun
1: a broke bitch ;
2: one who loses sight of her goals and her CAKE by focusing on BEEF and negativity.
-Stud Muffin :\?st?d-m?-f?n\: noun
1: a street savvy “man’s man” who can only be tamed by a pink lipped barbie.
-Waffle House : \?wä-f?l -?hau?s\ : adjective
1: a clearly misguided old wrinkle.
-Zoo :\?zü\: adjective
1: when exciting, crazy and fetch need to be combined to describe a noun.
*can only be said with extreme intensity.
-Surfboard : \s?rf-b?rd\ : adjective
1: used to describe a hatin ass WASHED up bitch.
Sentence : Cowubunga! Hit the surfboard ya surfboard ass bitch!!!!
-Tumble Dry : \t?m-b?l-dr?\ : verb
1: used wen speaking to WASHED bitches.
Sentence : Tumble Dry bitch! Tumble Dry!!!
-Waffle House : \?wä-f?l -?haus\ : adjective
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